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Laura, bitch.

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHAT IS THIS WHERE CAN I FIND IT HOW IS IT CALLED

juilan:

hisakata-resutomoshibi:

juilan:

I honestly love speaking in Spanish fast so white people can’t use their 9th grade Spanish skills to translate it to English fast enough

then that makes you a huge asshole.

Mira aquí pendeja, me importa un carajo lo que piensas

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

thosenerdyfeels:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

How can you but just love this?

mishasminions:

fyspringfield:

Read it. 

IS MARS GOING TO STOP BEING A PLANET BECAUSE IT’S NAMED AFTER A CANDY COMPANY

hasmeenah:

obscurus-nox:

milk—teeth:

WHAT IS THIS LIP COLOUR I NEED IT

It’s ‘Atomic’ by Make Up Store

Wow wow wow

thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.